BAT ADULT COSTUME

Sometimes we wonder if life would be easier as a bat. You could fly around and see by echolocation, which would be pretty cool. You’d probably be nocturnal, which means not having to justify staying out all night or make up excuses to your bat parents. And during the day, you get to–wait for it–hang out in your cozy little tree or cave or bridge. You know, wherever your little bat self calls home. Sure, you’d have to deal with people always asking you about that Batman guy. “No, he’s not a relative. No, I don’t even know him. Sorry, I can’t get his autograph for you.” They just won’t leave you alone! Okay, so maybe it would be easier to wear this All in Black Bat Adult Costume instea